So, I just read all of Worm in 9 days

which is to say I just read 1.65 million words of endlessly inventive and emotionally devastating superhero fiction

it’s an…interesting feeling

aguycalledjohn:

drewlsummitt:

"I can’t believe it’s not butter!" 
"When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do sir?"

"I have stared down the Incompleteness Theorem of Godel,

I have held P and not P in my mind at once, and known them both to be true,

But I cannot, I shall not, I must not, believe it is not butter.”

Hardened space mercenary Jeff Starfucker stares out the window of his starship. I wish I didn’t burn my dick off fucking all those stars, he thinks to himself grittily

(Source: averyterrible)

slatestarscratchpad:

DSM-V has replaced various gradations of addiction with a single Substance Use Disorder.

I would like to briefly comment on this name.

A “substance” is pretty much any matter or more broadly anything that exists.

"Use" is a generic term for doing something with something.

I think it is neatly poetic that, at least in a purely linguistic sense, doing anything with anything that exists is now a diagnosable mental disorder.

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

(Source: adove)

c-is-for-circinate:

So here’s one reason I love the internet: very occasionally, it makes simple, everyday things so much better for completely random reasons.

For instance, I was listening to the classic rock radio station today, and Dire Straits bade me to “Check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords.”

And I could not stop laughing about goddamn statistical outlier Guitar Georg screwing up the average number of chords that band-members know for the next five minutes straight.

fakeanimesubtitles:

neon genesis evangelion with the bee movie subtitles is an experience

roachpatrol:

speedlimit15:

fashion trends are just clothes memes

FUCK

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton