zandapheri:

Dear God, Please bless Mommy, Daddy, president Reagan, The american flag, Waluigi, jazz music, animal’s, Compaq, Pentium II, epson WF-2540, times new roman, arial, arial black, verdana, wingdings, WINSOCK.DLL, arthur, dora, KERNEL32.DLL, my little brother, my wayward great-grandson and his little freinds„ AUTOCHK.EXE, CONFIG.SYS, AUTOEXEC,BAT, NOTEPAD.EXE,GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT, Winnuke, wood, QBASIC.EXE, wooden objects, woodworking, MSPAINT.EXE, SUBQ $0x28 %RSP, MOVQ %RDI %RBX, MOVQ -0x14372c83(%RIP) %RAX, TESTQ %RSI %RSI, CMOVNEQ -0x14372c76(%RIP) %RAX, MOVQ %RAX -0x48(%RBP), The fourth of july, ODBC32.DLL, SHELL32.DLL, the juche idea, people’s war of liberation, Sega, Larry Page, Larry Ellison, Larry Summers, and all of the little animals of the forest, Scooter Libby, Jeff Gannon, TASKMGR.EXE, USER32.DLL,

finally a liturgy we can all get behind!

hextrudedcubes:

spoiledchestnut:

s-opal:

rankstuck:

the last couple of days were really cold at my place, which made me think about harsh winters in Vitaspes and that one time when the kids had a snowball fight - John and Jade teamed up against Dave and Rose. this turned out to be quite unfair, since John and Jade’s powers allowed them to levitate the snowballs and throw them like bombs, while Dave and Rose’s powers were simply inapplicable

i’ve sketched some stuff for the rankstuck blog

Or in which Rose knows where all the snowballs come from and Dave is just a poor sod who gets pelted mercilessly. :P

On first read I read their looks as a sarcastic “hmm yes how very impressive they are.”. It’d be basically impossible to hit someone who can slow down time or predict the future, especially if they are martial arts experts. Maybe Rose would have trouble landing any hits, but still.

*ahem* read Worm *ahem*

seriously, how could time-travel and precognition not be brutally effective in any sort of fight? The only downside I could see is the precog getting a headache from all the time shenanigans pulled by their partner complicating the timeline, and that’s chump change compared to the benefits…

As to Rose landing any hits: if you know where your opponent’s going to be, it’s pretty easy to hit them, and presumably the fighting the kids had to in their worlds would have given them all a basic level of misc. combat skills; it’s not too hard to throw a decent punch or rock-like object (ie a snowball)

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

(Source: memeguy-com)

(Source: mirkokosmos)

depressingfinland:

Finnish man choir Huutajat (The Screaming Men’s Choir) is a choir where nobody sings. Everyone just screams and shouts. Here’s their rather interesting versions of Starspangled Banner and State Anthem of the Russian Federation. 

(Source: yimmyayo)

joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

queerrose:

Dave please

queerrose:

Dave please