How to pick up guys, a guide by Yuki Nagato, Organic Life Contact Purpose Humanoid Interface
- write them a note w/ the time and place on a bookmark and put it inside a book.
- give them the book.
- go to said place every night in hopes of him showing up
- if by the 3rd day he doesn’t show up, pressure him to read the book. remember to be cryptic about it.
- take him home.
- make him some tea.
- give him more tea.
- more tea.
- come out as an alien.
- that’s it, there’s no way he won’t go out w/ you now, u made it
kill bruh kill
who kill my bruh
C++ code that doesn’t heavily involve templates is always really unsettling to me because the suspicion imposes itself that someone might be trying to get real work done
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.