cerberus-9:

memeguy-com:

They stole how many data

Billions of data

cerberus-9:

memeguy-com:

They stole how many data

Billions of data

batpanda:

How to pick up guys, a guide by Yuki Nagato, Organic Life Contact Purpose Humanoid Interface

  1. write them a note w/ the time and place on a bookmark and put it inside a book.
  2. give them the book.
  3. go to said place every night in hopes of him showing up
  4. if by the 3rd day he doesn’t show up, pressure him to read the book. remember to be cryptic about it.
  5. take him home.
  6. make him some tea.
  7. give him more tea.
  8. more tea.
  9. come out as an alien.
  10. that’s it, there’s no way he won’t go out w/ you now, u made it

warrgle:

thefirstinquisitor:

kill bruh kill

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who kill my bruh

(Source: the11supernovas)

minementis:

Just fu cking swarm the children with hundreds of butterflies what the hell
I really love how Taylor has no idea just how creepy her power really is

minementis:

Just fu cking swarm the children with hundreds of butterflies what the hell

I really love how Taylor has no idea just how creepy her power really is

  • AG: Yeah, those were the days.
  • AG: I mean, days full of mist8kes and r8gret!
  • AG: But it was still a lot of fun.

insufficientlyadvanced:

C++ code that doesn’t heavily involve templates is always really unsettling to me because the suspicion imposes itself that someone might be trying to get real work done

catasus:

Synchronization rate 420%. 

catasus:

Synchronization rate 420%. 

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

  • paladin: d-did anyone else think...
  • paladin: that minotaur we just escaped from...
  • paladin: was kind of cute?
  • sage: oh shit, is this a breakthrough?
  • sage: okay, whatever it is you're feeling is perfectly valid, and we accept you for whoever you-
  • paladin: it's just, you know, we have to hold ourselves away from the touch of women because their nature corrupts our vows, b-but the precepts never said anything about, about the touch of minotaurs, is that really okay?
  • valkyrie: oh my GOD can this adventuring contract be OVER ALREADY